For every masala purist and kitchen critic—this Bombastique tee lets Pedro say what we’re all thinking. Your curry better be worth it.
Often Bought Together
Often Bought Together
🥄 Pedro’s not here to sugarcoat your curry.
If it’s bland, burnt, or lacking soul—he will judge.
This one’s for all the unapologetic foodies who know a good curry when they taste one… and aren’t afraid to throw a little shade 😏
💬 “NGL… I judge your curry.”
Yeah, it’s bold. But so is Pedro.
Rock this Bombastique tee at family dinners, potlucks, or anywhere people try to pass off weak spice as “flavor.”
🌶️ Perfect for spice snobs and kitchen kings/queens
😎 Pedro’s got the ladle, the attitude, and the tea
📢 Ideal gift for your most brutally honest foodie friend
🎨 Clean design with cheeky expression and a judging stance
This isn’t just a tee. It’s a culinary warning sign.
✅ Bombastique official merch drop
✅ Unisex fit for the spice elite
✅ Made to roast bland food silently (or loudly)
🧼 Care Instructions:
Cold wash, inside out. Judge gently. Dry with flair.